My fellow Americans, speaking as a cultural American, as American as Steven Spielberg and Martin Luther King, the time has come for me to offer some tough love and advice. As an authentic, born-and-bred cultural American, I see a land of great potential but few dreams. Speaking as a thoroughbred American winner, all I see clogging up our great nation is losers, a land of losers and bums, which means you, not me, of course.
But, with enough grit and determination, all you losers could be winners like me. Let me tell you a story. It’s a story of grabbing an opportunity by the throat and squeezing it to death like a winner. Because winners win by setting up tax avoidance companies in Bermuda and doing so in the name of patriotism, because we love America just so damn much.
And you know what sells more than anything else? Hope! Hope that our wonderful pharmaceutical industry will also deliver like winners and remove the fear of a long, painful death. There was this kid, you see, a real dreamer, and he dreamed so big he bought up stocks of a failed GlaxoSmithKline patent, a real dud of a product not fit for market. Because that kid was full of the American go-getter spirit, he pumped that dud large as a potential cure for Alzheimer's disease. You’ll never see hope as you see it in the eyes of families who think the miracle cure that will stop their parent’s brains turning to mashed oats, drooling out of their mouths like retards. That’s what I’m talking about: go-getters restoring hope to America.
Hard players deliver the goods, and they also know when to pump a dud miracle cure and dump that crap on the market, leaving shareholders dead in the water while banking a billion dollars! The winners make out, and the chumps can only stand back in awe, bobbing about in our tidal wave-like wake.
This is Our America, Elon’s America, and Trump’s America.
American Patriotism is not about quaint sentimentality or High School proms. It’s about allowing a cultural American to become the wealthiest man on earth while being protected by tariffs and lavished with tax breaks and grants, using loopholes and visa swindles to swamp the technology sphere with cheap labor to bypass hiring ‘‘natives’’ expecting decent pay.
My friends, I have a vision of American Greatness—a dream, if you will—an American Dream wherein the government subsidizes multi-billion dollar corporations and taxes imports, killing them as competition. All the while, the American worker has the privilege of competing in a lean and mean free market open to the world. That is true greatness.
This may seem cold-hearted, but my friends, we’re socialists…for ourselves, libertarians for you. You can’t get over that bar? Then try harder. Do you think you’re discriminated against for being white? Stop being Woke! You refuse to work 80 hours a week like Ranjeet from Calcutta? That’s a YOU PROBLEM LOSER!
America is a giant sports ball team where the losers get to sit on the bench, and the winners network to hijack your political movement and lecture you. What does America First even mean if it not everyone on Earth being an American waiting to happen? There’s a whole demographic in this Woke culture who act as if they’ve been locked out of opportunities and institutions for generations because they’re white.
The entitlement is out of control.
Our America First looks at a film like Back To The Future and doesn’t think of how life looks idyllic and objectively better but how we can clear it all away to focus on building the DeLorean time machine car; nothing else matters; this is what America First means.
Make America Great Again means billionaire oligarchic liberals could buy up your nostalgic, patriotic movement to avoid being regulated by Democrats and invert its entire values system. The wonder, nay, the beauty of America, is that this can happen to rapturous, wonderous applause and vibes of positivity. This is our strength, and we will be number one forever.
Close your eyes with my brothers and sisters. Imagine a few decades from now, an America of one billion souls, all toiling, consuming, and under constant supervision from Skynet Internet services, with drones flying across every valley, mountain and remote lake, striving to deliver electric toothbrushes to new citizens.
This is how we do it, folks. This is how we Make America Great Again. Thank you, and goodnight.
‘He who pays the piper calls the tune’. I often think this is a more fitting motto than ‘Make America Great Again’. We’ve seen it in action over the past few days, in the X shenanigans relating to persons from the once ‘Jewel In The Crown’ of the British Empire, India.
Marriages between narcissists never last - fact. Perhaps Nigel Farage can save the day with some relationship counselling? The military, pharmaceutical and tech industrial complex will carry on regardless. The show must be kept on the road.
Here’s to a better 2025.
And so America will Burn, Burn to the ground, it's dirt foundations all societies are built on top of, those of Yankee blood have learned nothing and so must feel true pain to see clearly.
Mourn them not, for we, their living Predecessors, us Ænglishmen have our own Battles and our own War to win.
Look not to the Sea for assistance for it stretches beyond your sight, look to our friends and Family in these dark and trying times, The North is where we stand, the North will be our Fortress Home.
Good tidings for all an Ænglishmen for this Christmas past, and for the New Year coming, and this our Final Stand. Blessing to you and yours Morgoth as always.